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Every freaks gotta get his or her ride on, and to do that they need a mode of transit fitting their unique personalities. Whether you love living in the Arctic tundra, or you want to spend life under the sea with a topless mermaid and a talking rock lobster, you can find a custom car perfect for you. Take a look at some of these strange cars below!

Someone needs to tell this person the big spoiler look is out.

Gives an all new meaning to the saying “that car’s as big as a boat.”

We think this is the cutest little VW Bug around – even moreso than Herbie!

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

It’s a car…that’s made of cars!

We can’t tell from this angle if there is an actual engine in the rear, but this is the type of VW you don’t want to take on rainy nights.

Now that’s one shitty car.

Are you a fan of time travel? Then we have the perfect ride for you.

My bologna has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R….

And of course you need a little ketchup to go alongwith that giant wiener.

You go in the car, car goes on the Parkway, Shark-car’s on the Parkway…

This car would give ANYONE nightmares.

For all those who want to live under the sea, under the sea…

Are you the type of woman who can never have enough shoes…

…then we have the car to fit your needs.

Are you the outdoory type? Living in Vermont? We recommend a well equip vehicle.

Yet another nightmare car – this time it’s one that even Indiana Jones would dislike.

“OOoooohhhhhh fishy fishy fishy fish.”